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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 11:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

ChatGPT managed to take control of this 42-year-old man's life, and it's not surprising, according to this scientist. - Stewartville Star

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Young Sheldon’s Montana Jordan Is Newly Married — See Wedding Photos Featuring Georgie & Mandy Cast - TVLine

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Sunnova Announces Strategic Action to Facilitate Value-Maximizing Sale Process - Business Wire

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Doctors warn just one glass of this drink a day could increase risk of being diagnosed with cancer - UNILAD

No, not a chance

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The 'Japanese Walking' Fitness Trend Has Science-Backed Benefits - ScienceAlert

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

There’s a hidden rule that all life on Earth must follow, research claims - Boy Genius Report

Still no good.

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are the bitter truths of life one should know?

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Bryce Huff thankful he landed with 49ers - NBC Sports

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Corey Conners withdraws from U.S. Open after injury striking camera cable - Awful Announcing

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

How do I prevent dogs from climbing on my car and scratching the bonnet, windshield, roof and sleeping on it?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.