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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 11:30

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
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Still no good.
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are the bitter truths of life one should know?
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
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Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.